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- Birthdays
- you think your not over the hill!
- it's your birthday!
- ...jesus...how old are you!
- you're preserved well!
- it's your fuckin birthday!
- it's your birthday...now get shitfaced and enjoy!
- it's your birthday...wanker...
- your 40 but look 80!
- you're an old git!
- its better to be over the hill than under it!
- you're now legal to get drunk!
- you're a year wiser and not older!
- Teen Humour
- you're a geek
- you're an emo
- you're an inbetweener
- you're a chav
- you're a bitch
- you're lovely...
- you're cute!
- you're gorgeous!
- you're the best
- you're sick!
- you're posh tottie...
- you're a hippy!
- your farts stink!
- you're always on facebook!
- you love to text!
- I was out of order!
- you're peng!
- you're buttie!
- Adult Humour
- you're a cun...
- you always make me sleep on the wet patch!
- you have great knockers!
- you have finally got rid of him!
- you have finally got rid of her!
- you're a shit hot shag!
- you're a twat!
- you're a wanker!
- I want to take your for a slap up meal!
- you will never know who I am!
- you bleed me dry!
- I'm your secret admirer!
- you're such a charmer!!
- you're so damn gorgeous
- you've got lovely titties!
- you're a dickhead!
- you're the one!
- I'm sorry!
- it's bollocks!
- you hit all the right spots!
- you're divorced
- you've given up the fags!
- you've got dog breathe!
- you're hot tottie!
- you've ditched him!
- it feels right!
- you're my eye candy
- I want you to be mine?
- you give good head!
- you're a whore in the bedroom!
- you're a slapper!
- you can...
- I can...
- you're a pisshead!
- you're hot stuff
- I would love to spend the night with you
- you're sexy!
- you're lush!
- I love you!
- you're a cheeky minx!
- you push all the right buttons!
- I wanna a snog!
- you have morning breathe!
- you're on a diet!
- I love it when you call!
- you tickle my fancy!
- I had a great night, shall we do it again?
- you're a shit!
- you're saucy!
- I'd give you one!
- I fancy a fuck!
- you like minge
- you like cock
- you've come out
- Just Because
- Friends/Empathy
- you listened
- I know you don't want to celebrate your birthday...
- you're the best
- you deserved it
- you won!
- you let me bend your ear!
- you were there for me
- you need a break
- I've been a bloody nuisance!
- I let you down
- you're my bezzy mate
- best bud
- you need a hug
- you helped me forget
- you're my mate!
- I'm thinking of you...
- you're so thoughtful!
- I know how you feel!
- Congrats
- you passed your exams
- you passed your test
- you lost your "L" plates
- you're getting out of this dump!
- you have a bun in the oven!
- you get less for murder...
- you're finally hitched!
- you were meant for each other...
- you're a perfect match!
- you're getting on!
- you made it 10 years!
- you're starting a new school
- Christmas
- More Cards
- bon voyage...
- How Sweet...
- Girlie
- Babies
- Father's Day
-
Boys
- you're my brother
- you're my father
- you're a great uncle
- you're a great dad
- you're a fabby daddy!
- you're my brother...but your still an arsehole!
- you're a Chelsea supporter...someone has to be!
- you're a WestHam supporter...someone has to be!
- you're a Liverpool supporter...someone has to be!
- you're a Man U supporter...someone has to be!
- you bleed me bloody dry!
- you never put the fucking lid down!